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janhedger
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Posted - 24/04/2008 :  15:34:59  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thought of the croc's last night when I watched The Natural World on hyena's, slobbering jaws and the wildest laugh!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 25/04/2008 :  00:19:01  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OOOh!

That's really unfair, I never slobber, it is simply water slooshing through the teeth while I am preparing for a pre-prandial snack - candied dragonflies anyone?


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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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2301 Posts

Posted - 25/04/2008 :  00:25:02  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I have been granted 15 hours per week for the Personal Assistant, though I do have to be means tested in order to figure out how much I pay towards the PA.

Going along this route because it strengthens my case for a wheelchair-accessible bungalow with a drive in shower and an electric Closomat toilet with bidet and hot air blower; kitchen purpose-built with cupboards and flat surfaces that can be moved up or down and likewise a sink that can move up and down as well.

Basically a large bungalow with attached garage and gardens large enough to grow vegetables.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

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Posted - 25/04/2008 :  08:49:51  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yes! Can I have the red one, pleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee!
Good to hear about your P.A.
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/04/2008 :  14:41:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do we have any red dragonflies?

Sling a bit of cayenne pepper on, they won't notice the difference; we can always blame the dragon.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/04/2008 :  21:43:13  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh Yez! Oh Yez!

Pssst!

What?

Pssst?

Yes?

You're too early.

Sounds of shuffling and muted sounds of coughing...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/04/2008 :  21:47:57  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oooooohhhh-----choke---coughcoffcoff

Sh!

Ok, that's the signal, he's just turned into a tree and had a run in with a buzz-saw but looks very trim in a short back and sides.

Thunk.

Get that mic off him

Blast, now he's swallowed it - get me out of here!

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/04/2008 :  21:49:37  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Happy Anniversary!

Happy Any Versery...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 30/04/2008 :  22:03:07  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Glitch."

Hacketyhack, choppetychop, boing, thunk, aaaaaaargh.

"Quick pass me the net before the darn thing escapes, we've got it cornered.."

Click, clunk, lock.

"OK, tell Bert that he can go back into the system now."

Press Button B, tinkle, clank, remove two old farthings, sounds of nano-sprite accelerating into system.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2008 :  03:53:08  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Our new computer has been accelerated.

Oh yes, where? The Moon?

No, this nice chap asked if we minded if they put their accelerator in our swamp and we said no as long as we got an accelerated pc to go with it.

Mind you we haven't see Bert for a while, though there is this faint scream travelling at a great rate around that circle thing...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 17/05/2008 :  17:24:44  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn...

Anyone seen my glass of water, I left my dentures in it?

Don't you mean barrel?

Weeeellll, it was a large cup thing and I do have very large dentures...


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4230 Posts

Posted - 17/05/2008 :  20:52:04  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wondered what bit all those surfboards in half I saw on holiday!
I thought jaws had been reincarnated!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 18/05/2008 :  16:27:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bite?

Surf?

Boards?

No, don't think that was me, mind you Bert was surfing over that way...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 20/05/2008 :  17:40:48  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Its a very old saw, practically smooth and you should see the electrons slide off it when I go surfing.

Cut a few surfboards up?

My dear fellow at the nano-sprite level we are talking sub-atomic particles, not solar systems.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/05/2008 :  03:09:54  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Eau de par-fume, the golfer's essence.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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