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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 10/06/2008 :  20:13:41  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wotcha Nell - sounds of raucous singing in the background from 2 drunken crocs - they were sniffing last year's wine and fell in - endless choruses of Nelly Dean now that they know you are online - grin.


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Chris Green
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http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Nell Sealey
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United Kingdom

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Posted - 10/06/2008 :  22:41:39  Show Profile  Visit Nell Sealey's Homepage  Send Nell Sealey an AOL message Send Nell Sealey a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Does this mean that the crocs are pickled?

Nell Sealey
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 11/06/2008 :  18:48:04  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
No, I rather think it is the opposite, the pickles are croc'ed.

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 11/06/2008 :  20:54:59  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Reverse strategy - I love it!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
United Kingdom


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Posted - 12/06/2008 :  11:05:56  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello, Pickled Crocs,Picles Cro'ed, no matter which my old brain has been Crocked, and pickled for years, i rather like it this way. Daft taffy, or Taffy daft. I fancy a swim with the Crocs, surely they would not hurt and old softy.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 13/06/2008 :  18:10:11  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Depends upon how well you float, nothing like somewhere nice and comfy for a snooze - F. I. P.

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Nell Sealey
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Posted - 14/06/2008 :  21:37:59  Show Profile  Visit Nell Sealey's Homepage  Send Nell Sealey an AOL message Send Nell Sealey a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Salt!!!! that's good for floating - think of dead sea! Plenty of salt and Taffy could support all the crocs.

Nell

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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
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Posted - 15/06/2008 :  08:26:32  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello again, Support all the Crocs, Have difficulty supporting myself in every way. Besides a trim 15stone Guardsman would have to build a Mulberry harbour for all those itsy bitsy crocs. Taffy
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 15/06/2008 :  15:31:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nell Sealey

Salt!!!! that's good for floating - think of dead sea! Plenty of salt and Taffy could support all the crocs.

Nell



A salt and flattery?

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 15/06/2008 :  15:36:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nell Sealey

Salt!!!! that's good for floating - think of dead sea! Plenty of salt and Taffy could support all the crocs.

Nell



You left that poem on Oddenstein here.

"Oddenstein is my name
& I live inside your brain
I have a voice, I'm so surreal
Telling you just what you feel."

Then there is a line crossed out:
"There's lots of space in your head"

Then you wrote:

"I grumble, cus and moan-a-lot"

To which I replied:

Someone's spiked my wine-a-lot

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 21/06/2008 :  23:34:18  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell is offline until next Friday - she had to re-install the '3' modem and lost all her remaining credit.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 22/06/2008 :  19:53:43  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We suspect that Nell's problems are due to there being scaffolding all the way around the block of flats that she lives in.

Personally I think it is a sort of Faraday Cage effect, which is preventing radio waves from getting to Nell's modem.

You see the same effect when a vehicle or aircraft is hit by lightning.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/06/2008 :  01:33:05  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell's Mum, Betty, is in hospital with another flare-up of the Diverticular Disease, she is in the West Mddx Hospital.

She just had an endoscopy and that did not pick anything up. Unless the endoscope caused the flare-up.

01.30 and the tablets are finally working and I shall have dreamless sleep for 4 or 5 hours - the wonders of amitriptylene.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2008 :  16:26:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Amend previous msg, Betty had a urinary infection.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2008 :  17:50:53  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell has had another appointment with the consultant but no sign of an operation on the horizon - bloody Government got the NHS so that no surgeon will do difficult ops because it affects his stats and the amount he is paid, if the patient dies.

Since Labour came to power they have increased the size of the Civil service by one third and most of it is to provide them with statistics.

All the millions poured into the NHS each year and only 12% actually goes to the sharp end, the rest of it is wasted on acres of management and multiple secretaries, none of which actually contribute anything to the NHS apart from wasting money on wages and salaries for staff that are not needed in the first place, apart from supplying statistics and satisfying the hundreds of Acts and Bills of Parliament that Labour always manages to pass, in order to pretend that they are doing something.

When the Conservatives get in, it will take 12 to 20 years to sort the country out and then you stupid nonentities and brainless morons called voters will vote Labour back in.

So it is spend everything and destroy the country for 12 years and then it is spend nothing and get interest rates and inflation down for 12 to 20 years.

Then to get the latest gang of socialist morons to screw everything up again.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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