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Chris Green
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Posted - 25/12/2008 :  01:44:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Terrible - the bank vault has flooded and half of the Kapok is ruined.

The Crocs are in the boardroom and have decided to knock a couple of noughts off and revalue the Kapok, this will make up for the damaged Kapok and turn a nice profit as well from the exports, currency exchange and swamp (housing) markets.

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 25/12/2008 :  09:58:27  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Great to 'hear' your humour again Chris! Happy festive day to you and Nell - oh and the crocs as well!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 05/01/2009 :  09:17:22  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanks Jan, Happy Humbug and New Year Greetings in the past tense.

Returning to Newark tomorrow and shall catch up on the Forum later in the week.

Chris

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 11/01/2009 :  11:45:32  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein can't understand Brownian Motion.

"Does it live in the same swamp that I'm in?"


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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 17/01/2009 :  18:16:06  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein has some photos from several marques ago and when he had a skeleton.

They came by post with no name so think they were sent by the ex-wife.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 20/01/2009 :  06:51:26  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well have spent a lot of time recently, with the crocs practically fvalling out of my eyeballs, looking online for a simple database of available disablement bungalows throughout the UK.

I know that there is one but can I find it, nope.

Loads of companies trying to cash in on peoples' need to find rented accomodation - even one firm charging 99 in order to look through a database of Housing Associations - very naughty seeing as how the same database is available for free off the old Housing Corporation site.

But then I suppose some people only look at the first page on a search, where as I go through the first 4 or 5 pages of the search.

I fell over and landed on my knees in the flat fortunately on the wooden floor, which has a bit of give in it. Walking is a bit difficult currently and I am actively looking for a more suitable place to live and have had to increase my area of search.

Does anyone here know of any Housing Associations with disablement bungalows?

Or Councils?

Also does anyone know where the disability accomodation database is located?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 26/01/2009 :  22:11:29  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "The biped wants a disabled bungalow."

Figment: "No problem, I'll just go and get my bulldozer."

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 31/01/2009 :  17:47:45  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You said you wanted a flat...

Well it is flat, I grant you, but I did not expect you to bulldoze the building and use a roller.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 01/02/2009 :  11:20:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We are going down to Nell's place later in the week, weather permitting.

I shall get to work on moving the stories from these threads then.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 02/02/2009 :  15:33:31  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Quick put your shoulder against this topic, we're sliding down the list again!

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 02/02/2009 :  16:14:53  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pass me my shotgun that biped is not pushing hard enough - Bang!

Ha, nothing like a quick jolt of rock salt to encourage the unpaid workers.

Minimum wage! Minimum wage, how does you getting to stay alive sound?

If you don't watch out I'll eat you and send off for a couple of boatloads of illegal foreigners to take your place.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 04/02/2009 :  23:35:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Figment: "Hey, there's a melon full of mice floating up the creek without any paddes."

Oddenstein: "Push 'em over here, they can give the biped a help."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 07/02/2009 :  09:00:40  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This is a world view thing is it?

"Our melon, which is not in point of fact a melon, is, in any given reality of x to the power of i, a world."

"A passing elliptical eddy in the form of a helpful crocodile does not constitute as help, since there are no external forces called Oddenstein", said 'one-over-the-eight' while in the process of chewing the high alcohol fermenting flesh of the melon.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Annie
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Posted - 08/02/2009 :  11:20:00  Show Profile  Visit Annie's Homepage Send Annie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
(pass me the dictionary and the gin)

Annie x - Poetry is always in motion
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janhedger
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Posted - 08/02/2009 :  14:52:43  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Andrea makes a good G and T so I belisve Annie!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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