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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 22/02/2009 :  14:39:15  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trip!

Aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhh....Thud...

Pass me the torch, ah, OK who left these letters lying on an unlit path?

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 27/02/2009 :  19:53:47  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sounds of bulldozer and much shoving and lifting as the new sign for the carpentry shop is moved into place - T & G.

Figment: why is there a strong smell of alcohol in here?

Oddment: don't know they have been reeking of the stuff since we found them last night.

Figment: T & G?

Oddment: Tongue and Groove floorboards, they keep the draughts out.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2009 :  14:03:07  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: Draughts? I suppose that is possible, after all we are near the soda plant and down by the River of Life.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
United Kingdom


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Posted - 11/03/2009 :  19:54:11  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello, Strong smell of Alcohol, of course Teachers it gets everywhere.Taffy
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 18/03/2009 :  12:40:26  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Strong smell of Gin and Tonic - actually - fractured language.

Oddenstein and Oddment will be travelling in my small backpack to the British Library, if I am allowed to get them past security - grin.

Looking forward to meeting with you all on Saturday - don't know if Nell will be coming with us because Saturday is a busy day for her with family visits.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 30/03/2009 :  19:42:27  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein and Oddment enjoyed their day out, though 'Stein probably more so because he was using Oddment as stuffing and something to lie on in the rucksack.

Definitely a building to have your own wheelchair in.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2009 :  17:39:20  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
49, are you sure?

I think it should be 64. You haven't mixed your numbers up again have you?

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2009 :  02:16:10  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You are positive that it is 49...

It does not add up - you said you had them in 16s...

Look 4 times 16 is not 49...

You need a new calculator then...

Have you changed the battery...

What do you mean it does not have a battery?

It must have a battery...

You can't find one... Did you get a manual with it?

You did not, but you have this handy pedal thing for lying on...

Well you'd better bring it round, then and I'll have a look at it...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2009 :  02:18:23  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abba.

Curses... Abba Who?

Abbacus.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 07/04/2009 :  17:56:39  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'm just popping over to Oddment's Place...

Edit: This continues in the thread Croc'ery..

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.

Edited by - Chris Green on 13/04/2009 14:42:44
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 16/04/2009 :  15:24:34  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.

Edited by - Chris Green on 16/04/2009 15:32:22
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 16/04/2009 :  15:33:24  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OK, who stole all the lights?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4230 Posts

Posted - 16/04/2009 :  22:30:00  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's a blackout - where did we put those candles?
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 08/05/2009 :  12:42:02  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: 'They were nice and chewy, ate them.'

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4230 Posts

Posted - 08/05/2009 :  17:51:33  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ahh so you are waxing lyrical!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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