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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 08/06/2010 :  20:20:10  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Oddment: "There we are 60 seconds."

Oddenstein: "Are they?"

Oddment: "What?"

Oddenstein: "Seconds?"

Oddment: "Well they represent the individual -"

Oddenstein: "No, I thought you said that they are seconds."

Oddment: "They are seconds!"

Oddenstein: "I bid one birdie."

Oddment: "They are not for sale."

Oddenstein: "Why not?"

Oddment: "Because they are seconds."

Oddenstein: "Surely seconds must be going cheep?"

Oddment: "You don't sell seconds."

Oddenstein: "OK, have you got any firsts?"


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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
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http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 08/06/2010 :  21:24:01  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Take a potion for the firsts - heard a Bloody Mary is good!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 08/06/2010 :  22:40:10  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
grin

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
United Kingdom


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Posted - 09/06/2010 :  10:04:31  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello, anything doing for Thirds, helpings that is,thought you were talking about food. taffy
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 09/06/2010 :  16:12:03  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
So does Oddenstein, but I do like writing pieces that seem to be at cross purposes.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 12/06/2010 :  20:22:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hot Cross Buns?

Can't be, its June.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 19/06/2010 :  17:28:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My new swamp is at 29 The Ivies, Newark NG24 4SR from 6th July 2010.

It is a vertical swamp, so there must be a waterfall or two in it and the odd pump or two to get the water up to the top, I hope the biped remembered to heat the water up, there is nothing worse than sliding into one's new swamp only to find the water is frozen solid..

I spent 24 hours inside a fridge freezer once, and once is more than enough, how was I to know it was not the new swamp?


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

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Posted - 19/06/2010 :  19:37:45  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Ivies?! Be careful crocs - she grows on you and clings!
Well done on securing this move Biped!

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.

Edited by - janhedger on 19/06/2010 19:38:42
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 20/06/2010 :  00:31:11  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We are already converting the troublesome details of this move into story boards for The Crocodile Chronicles.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 27/06/2010 :  21:33:22  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Decided to turn the whole of the last 2 years into one book of cartoons, simply on moving and the reasons behind it.

I find the whole thing absolutely hilarious - but then I have a very dry sense of humour.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 30/06/2010 :  14:29:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Quick pass me that very long pole and help me lever us back up, we've fallen down the page."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 21/07/2010 :  15:12:47  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I have moved and the bipeds are busy opening boxes in order to get my relatives out - sigh - they could have left grandfather for a few more years...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 21/07/2010 :  16:24:35  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Find 'your corner' Oddie and hide out!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 24/07/2010 :  20:09:29  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Figment: "Corners? There aren't any corners in a swamp, just the odd eddy or log-jam; everything floats past for he who waits and my grandson will be along soon, speaking of which here he comes..."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/07/2010 :  22:23:17  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment with needle and cotton: "Are you sure that that leg goes there?"

Oddenstein: "Look all you have to do is stuff the legs into the bigger holes where my side seams are..."

Oddment: "I thought you had very big feet and small hands, if I put this leg there, you won't be able to walk, you'll be travelling along like a diamond."

Oddenstein: "OK, just get me back together..."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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