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Chris Green
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Posted - 27/07/2010 :  21:11:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Have unpacked everyone into a very large box with the lid open, until there is space for them to stretch out and form family groups again.

The elephants and rhino have got the conservatory - 'stein reckons that they like piddling in the paddling pool and he's not sharing.

Regards,
Chris Green
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Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
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My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 29/07/2010 :  20:59:43  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
sigh,

"Stop slithering around, how do you expect me to sew you back together?"

"In one piece and in roughly the same configuration, though I am prepared to allow for a few uneven stitches."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 31/07/2010 :  19:43:41  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What do you mean it is not simply a few loose limbs?

There's a big hole in the carpet of reality and you are pretty certain that I have multi-dimensional damage as well.

You had better get yourself a multi-dimensional sewing machine then, Oddment.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 16/08/2010 :  10:20:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stuuffety stuff...

'Tralalalalalalal - hummm...

Right that's the elephants blow-up pool rigged and the rhino gets the blame - thud.

'I demand that you untie me...'

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 16/08/2010 :  10:26:03  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Figment has been round with bits of unreality that have fallen from the carpet and found their way into his section of the swamp and the carpet, in general, is theoretically, at least, and probably hypothetically as well, relatively intact.

Oddment has rescued Oddenstein who is even now planning and conniving.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 18/08/2010 :  20:41:54  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "why r u polishing your halo?"

Oddenstein: "the biped called me a conniving crocodile."

Oddemnt: "well you are arnt u."

Oddenstein: "Yes, but I was not expectin such a fine complement from the biped..."

Continues polishing then waxes his eye ridges, "Get the camera, I feel the need to pose for photos."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 25/08/2010 :  00:43:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Presuming that the crew are out of hospital the biped plans to start work on the First Book of Crocodile Cartoons on 1st October.

It has been very hard work writing all the scripts and getting the ideas together and then waking the biped in order to get it all typed.

I cannot understand why they need to sleep, they never seem to do anything except annoy me and then I got flooded out of the brain the other night - Oddment was doing a bit of washing and had a flood.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 29/08/2010 :  23:57:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein has sent off for a nanosprite in order to make certain that the biped plumbing does not breakdown while the cartoons are being done.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 05/09/2010 :  14:30:52  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now have even more scripts that have to be story-boarded before being turned into cartoons.

Everything from cows to elephants to badgers to moving to hospitals to taxis and motorcycles.

Each new character has to be sketched and a recognisable character formed and it has to be worked on until a simple form is achieved which can be drawn fast and easily.

For a major character this can be done in around 1,000 drawings, minor usual take around 500, it is time consuming but it allows me to invest the drawing with visual clues to the underlying character of what is a 2 dimensional set of lines.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 05/09/2010 :  22:11:49  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sounds fascinating! Good to get your more promosing update on Nell.
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 06/09/2010 :  06:29:19  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't think that I am 'promoting' anyone or anything?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 06/09/2010 :  11:13:05  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Typo - sorry! Meant to be promising!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 06/09/2010 :  12:22:41  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The prognosis is good and she may be out tonight if she can lose a slight temperature and can get a supply of antibiotics for what is described as a mild infection.

Sounds like 'benign malaria' which is about as benign as having your body continually bitten by a rabid dog; on the other hand it does not kill you; you just wish you were dead.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 09/09/2010 :  10:41:49  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell is out of durance vile but is in a lot of pain, so in a way, she is still an in-patient or perhaps a 'prisoner of pain' is a better way to describe it.

We are taking it slowly, minute-by-minute, day-by-day; she has to go back in a month.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 24/09/2010 :  11:13:00  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell is feeling much better and has come to terms with the new levels of pain.

She has been doing housework, which is her way of using the pain and anger.

We are still moving in, though we are nearly passed the opening boxes stages, we have less than 6 boxes left, though we are into the putting things where they should be and the 'let us try it there' phase.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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