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Chris Green
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Posted - 23/11/2010 :  11:56:26  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 25/11/2010 :  19:17:53  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kerplunk---------------.------------------------boing----------pat!

Ah, those glorious days of 1968 when I got my hands on a very basic 8086 motherboard and an IBM monitor and a numerical keypad of 2 digits.

Then spending 14 solid days programming it to produce a circle by continuous rotation.

The weeks of copying the code for the tennis game - all in binary and an absolute bugger to find mistakes.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.

Edited by - Chris Green on 25/11/2010 19:27:37
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 14/12/2010 :  01:49:12  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Here, hold this rope!"


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 01/01/2011 :  15:29:30  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "OK it has been 2 weeks and more, what do you want me to do with the rope?"

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 27/01/2011 :  14:39:40  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Keep holding the rope and don't let go."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 18/03/2011 :  22:32:44  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "Oooops!"

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 05/05/2011 :  09:56:09  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Wakey, wakey, it's the Billy Kapok Band Show!"

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 25/05/2011 :  16:32:20  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell has put Oddenstein onto her computer as a desktop feature photo, he has been lying on the desk admiring himself for hours.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 08/07/2011 :  16:20:29  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We now have one of those aquarium lights and the crocs like to admire the fish, though I think they are starting to be suspicious that the fish are not real because they only 'swim' one way round the tank.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 17/08/2011 :  16:23:44  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "I like lifelong friendships, even with bipeds, though in their case it will be a relatively short life especially if they swim in my swamp."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 01/09/2011 :  14:34:13  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Splosh!"

Oddenstein: "Aaaah,dinner."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/10/2011 :  20:52:43  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "You can't eat that biped."

Oddenstein: "Why not?"

Oddment: "It is a conservationist."

Oddenstein: "Conserve? Ah, a sort of Jelly Jam, funny looking jam, should be in a bottle; we are going to need a very big bottle."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 14/11/2011 :  12:21:59  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: 'Actually I am a vegetarian.'

Oddment: 'You are?'

Oddenstein: 'Yes, I eat vegetarians.'

Oddenstein, glaring at a biped: 'Beware of humanitarians bearing gifts...'

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 21/12/2011 :  20:45:11  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wishing you all a Merry Crocmas and an alcohol free New Year.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 01/01/2012 :  16:29:15  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
New year went swimmingly and Oddment fell into the punch - 'I was pushed but it was a soft landing there were a couple of dead rats already in it.'

The punch was a real southpaw and a wicked hook to boot being first press scrumpy full of bits and an alcohol rating high enough to run a motor car on and clean all the carbon off as well.

The crocs are lying around in various heaps and signles waiting for the dawning of spring and a higher headroom clearance than the negative levels they currently have.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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