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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 16/08/2008 :  18:42:03  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
They are still asleep, though Figment wants to re-arrange my schedule and get to work on The Crocodile Chronicles.

I'd rather get rid of these three poetry volumes first but I might do what Figment wants; depends on how much marketing is involved once The Legion gets off its collective bottom and does what it says it is going to do.

Having said that I have sent in 2 change of address amendments for one of my members over the passed 2 years and HQ are still sending everything to the old address.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2008 :  11:18:45  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Does anyone know where I can get cups and saucers and mugs done as marketing items?

Also do any of the potteries make stuff specifically for a particular subject in the marketing field?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Tom Mcgreevy
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Ex-English Army ( Ex-pat Geordie ), Berkshire
United Kingdom


4098 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2008 :  15:56:35  Show Profile  Visit Tom Mcgreevy's Homepage Send Tom Mcgreevy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Try ' Vistaprint ' in search engine. Lots od free stuff in there you can design yourself on-line.
I've had 1,500 free business cards. Free T-shirt. Free silver card holder. Free baseball cap. Free posters etc

http://im-a-soldier-get-me-out-of-here.weebly.com


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Tom Mcgreevy
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Ex-English Army ( Ex-pat Geordie ), Berkshire
United Kingdom


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Posted - 23/08/2008 :  15:58:50  Show Profile  Visit Tom Mcgreevy's Homepage Send Tom Mcgreevy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chris, also try this link, for mugs, ect:
http://www.tshirtstudio.com/

http://im-a-soldier-get-me-out-of-here.weebly.com


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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 23/08/2008 :  16:29:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanks, Tom, shall check them out.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2008 :  16:44:46  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Also do a search on Google for the word Marketing - oh, boy!

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 27/08/2008 :  18:51:51  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"What's this shoe doing in my mouth?"

Sound of slithering and groaning, "I must lay off the midnight snacks, they are playing havoc with my tummy and I never know who I've eaten..."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2008 :  22:47:32  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Burpearupearp!!!!

Blasted biped it keeps repreating...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2008 :  00:01:47  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Who has been chewing my slippers again?

[Thoughts - phew, its all a terrible dream].............[so where did this thigh bone come from?]

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2008 :  16:47:54  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: What do you get when two missionaries walk into a shop?

Oddment: Customers?

Oddenstein: Precisely.

Clasps hands and rubs them together, thinks, "Now where did I leave those Sinclair C5s?"

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 22/09/2008 :  00:20:27  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The time is 1,163 and ALL'S WELLLLLLLLLL........

Stab, hack chop, chatter of machine guns and crows falling from the rafters...

beep, beep, BEEP...

The time is 1,164 and ALL'S Still WELLLLLLL>>>>>>>>cough<<<<aaaaargh...

"Oddment, pass me another battery, this one's had it."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/09/2008 :  23:43:19  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What do you mean by only writing 13 pages over here?

Oh, you get soooo tired, oh deary me, and I suppose the stories just write themselves - you could have moved the Wasp report in here, after all I still have a large lump on the end of my snout where that thing bored a hole in me.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/09/2008 :  23:43:41  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Report of the severing of domestic relations sub-sub-sub-committee report on the inherent dangers of of the brown scummy substance used for making ant traps, summary of the final report on the use of volunteers committee reporting to the east sector sub-nest committee of the 556th, et al - "Snap! Bloody Wasp! Stug my snout!"

Well, there's no sugar in Guinness and have you ever tried doing a landing into froth when you can't see the liquid surface - dodgy - there you are wafting along and suddenly you're covered in white froth, your legs dig into the scum and surface tension flips you antennae into the dark lake and before you can sweep a wing you are sinking to the bottom, pissed out of your brain and don't even realise you are dead.

Having continuous tested the substance with volunteers and ants, well largely ants, well we lost one of ours who fell in by accident - but we can tell you that all the ants volunteered, that is to say not one complained, mind you none of us can speak ant.

We tried using flying ants but they were most unco-operative and kept flying away, in the end we used standard ants with mocked up wings, created to the standard size of flying ants - which are much larger than standard ants but that does not seem to matter.

They all sank, largely noiselessly, although with many gestures, but since none of us speak ant we don't know what they were saying.

Mind you we did find out that when the substance overflows, forms a shallow pool and dries out, it makes a great ant trap and so we have a continuing supply of volunteers.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/09/2008 :  23:46:39  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U c?

Ded eathy.

Blatht, the thoundth gone phunnee.

Futhe bockth?

Aaaaaaaaargh wathpth.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 23/09/2008 :  23:53:14  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This door is stuck, Oddment pass me a length of tree.

chop, chop, ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz, TRIMBeeeeer, thunk.

Well that solves the door problem - no roof, no wall and no room - why is there a big pile of pickled ants in the swamp?

Ahh, its not our swamp - our swamp has been flooded by Guinness which has overflowed because the wasps have used too many ants during testing.

OK, so if the ants on in the vat and the Guinness is here, why are there ants in our garden?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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