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Chris Green
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Posted - 13/04/2009 :  15:34:14  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Have you got that harness that came with the cotton reel?"

Oddment: Sigh, "Yes."

Oddenstein: "Good, then we can get you loaded up and I have my rucksack, loaded with emergency rations."

Edit: the Crocs now travel via the thread to Asperger's

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 16/04/2009 :  15:42:45  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "What are you doing back here so soon?"

Oddenstein: "Someone has stolen all the light colours out of my frame and I can't see myself speaking."

Oddment: "You haven't gone down with a computer virus have you?"

Oddenstein: "No Bert (the nano-sprite) is still working, it just my frame only seems to have dark colours."

Oddment: "Did you remember to change the colour cartridges?"

Oddenstein: "Oh yes, I just threw them in and everything worked fine."

Oddment: "Sounds as though you might have spilled some paint across your galleries and now you are getting a single colour of dark sludge."

Oddenstein: "Oh."

Oddment: "You'll have to clean them out and then put your paint bank back in carefully."

Oddenstein: "Can I interest you in a trip to the dungeon dimensions?"

Oddment: "Not if it involves travelling through your paint galleries first."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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Posted - 16/04/2009 :  22:31:27  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Not so much the Crystal Maze but the Crocstal Maze!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 17/04/2009 :  20:47:43  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Grin

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Posted - 08/05/2009 :  12:39:14  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Crocs: 'We're moving, we're moving; hurray! To a bungalowand large garden.'

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 19/05/2009 :  16:12:53  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bungalowland eMail is chris.green66@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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United Kingdom


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Posted - 21/05/2009 :  17:36:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Aaaaaaaaatishoooooooo!!!!!!!!

Oddment: "Are you alright?"

Oddenstein: "I have not been able to stop sneezing since I drank a bottle of wine."

Oddment: "Maybe you have developed an allergy."

Oddenstein: "Don't be ridiculous, how can I .... Aaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaaah- I'm a crocodile, we don't get them."

Oddment: "Where did you get the wine from?"

Oddenstein: "You know that job of fixing up those three houses?"

Oddment: "Yes."

Oddenstein: "Well they each gave me a bottle of wine."

Oddment: "But didn't they not like what you did to their houses?"

Oddenstein: "Phillistines, they should have liked the Jekyll approach to design."

Oddment: "Have you got any bottles left?"

Oddenstein: "Yes, I've got one round here, hang on .......... here you are."

Oddment, puts on heavy rubber gloves and a face mask before picking the bottle up: "What makes you think this is wine?"

Oddenstein: "It says 'Wine Flower'!"

Oddment: "Does it? It looks more like *wine F**er. Who were your clients?"

Oddenstein: "The Three Little Pigs."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.

Edited by - Chris Green on 22/05/2009 15:13:00
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 25/05/2009 :  22:46:01  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.

Edited by - Chris Green on 25/05/2009 22:48:25
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Chris Green
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Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:27:51  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"." Ahah! Gotcha!

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:30:13  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pass that flat thungummy-jig you use for lifting eggs... Not that one, that is the one we use for ostrich eggs, the very small one...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:31:06  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now lettuce get it trapped in the corner...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:31:58  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Come back! Come back! Who said you could jump over the egg slice?

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:32:47  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
AAAaaaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:33:35  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thud-edy-thudedyedyedyedyedyedy........

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/05/2009 :  15:35:10  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sounds of steps breaking and continuous sounds of a cocodile bouncing down a lot of steps...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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