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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 27/07/2010 :  21:15:50  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Had a look in the attic - wow - enough storage space for everyone and lots of space for an attic railway setup.

Probably could use 'S' gauge up there then the crocs can play on the trains.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/07/2010 :  21:02:42  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein's eyes are on holiday with No Body's eyes, they are touring a washing machine factory today and tomorrow they are looking into an artificial eye shop.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 31/07/2010 :  19:49:23  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein is using his spare eyes and they are going spare because they and he cannot communicate with each other.

Oddment is trying to put Oddenstein back together multi-dimensionally and also repair the carpet of reality, which has lost a few threads.

Able has moved into a hammock which is slung from a small radiator in a hidden corner of the conservatory.

The elephants have taken over a blow up paddling pool, though the rhino is banned because he ripped the last pool.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 16/08/2010 :  10:15:15  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Let me see what is happening in bipedland...

We still do not have our Housing allowance becaue I am still waiting - now 5 weeks - for the bank to send me a letter to my new address, despite filling in 3 forms on 3 different days, they still cannot get our new address onto their bloody system and I still cannot get my allowance.

The previous letting agent has not paid back the deposit on the bungalow and is saying that it is the landlord, so we shall probably have to go to the small claim's court to get the money back.

The Legion has been convoluted again and is going to lose me and Nell from their Membership - I have no use for organisations that demand that members obey a Royal Charter while officers ignore the laws of this country and think that they are outside of the laws which govern personal data and personal privacy.

Equally, I am fed up to the back teeth of the levels of incompetence within the upper management structure. If The Legion was a company it would have sacked most of its management decades ago.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2010 :  00:47:42  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
More from bipedland - Nell is have a pre-op assessment in Lincol Hospital tomorrow, if this is OK, then she is due to go in on 2nd September to have the kidney stones lasered and removed via her urethra.

Apols still got some neuralgia hanging around from last week when I was bedded down with an inflamed trigeminal nerve.

Bit discomboberated still.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
United Kingdom


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Posted - 25/08/2010 :  10:05:58  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello , Will be thinking of Nell am going through the same sort of procedure at the moment. due to go in 2nd. sept, but got cancelled and am now waaiting for new date. Best to you both. taffy
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2010 :  11:25:15  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanks Taffy, shall pass on to Nell.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4216 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2010 :  16:40:15  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Strength to you both - get those medcrocs to don their white coats and do a bit of pampering!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2010 :  18:10:42  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Pampering?"

"I thought that was a crime?"

Oddment: "No, that's pandering?"

Oddenstein: "Pandas screwing?"

Oddment: "No, it is a cross between pimping and procuring..."

Oddenstein: "...being a hairdresser."

Oddment: "No it has nothing to do with rabbits."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4216 Posts

Posted - 25/08/2010 :  18:58:25  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I love these guys!
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 29/08/2010 :  23:53:15  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There is more to that particular conversation but it then becomes an 18+ adult theme and so I did not go there, but basically Oddenstein was out looking for 'hare dressers' hidden in his hide when he observed some bipeds...

So I have story-boarded it and you will have to wait for the book to read it, though the cartoons will remove a lot of the smut.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2010 :  17:21:17  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell was in Lincoln Hospital yesterday and went through the procedure, unfortunately the stone could not be removed because it has moved too deeply into the kidney and appears to have joined with the soft tissues (ossified, I think).

So Nell has all of the post op pain, plus still has the stone as well, her pain levels are very high and I am waiting to talk to her GP to get an evening home visit.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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janhedger
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United Kingdom

4216 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2010 :  21:08:49  Show Profile  Visit janhedger's Homepage  Send janhedger an AOL message Send janhedger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chris and Nell, so sorry to hear of your plight and Nell's pain. I pray she gets some staisfaction and relief from all this very soon.
Jan

We cannot stop, because if a single one of these men were taken and shot, that would be our fault - Edith Cavell
http://www.janscreativewriting.co.uk/ -updated Aug 17 - with new poems/photo's - video interviews - see PowerPoint slide shows, audio files & my books.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2010 :  11:31:04  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I had to call an ambulance later on and Nell is back in Lincoln Hospital and is on morphine and a variety of drips, catheter and oxygen from acute pain and they think she has an infection and damage internally.

Just come back for some food and sleep.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Tom Mcgreevy
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Ex-English Army ( Ex-pat Geordie ), Berkshire
United Kingdom


4098 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2010 :  14:42:15  Show Profile  Visit Tom Mcgreevy's Homepage Send Tom Mcgreevy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Our thoughts are with you & Nell, Chris
Tom & Paula

http://im-a-soldier-get-me-out-of-here.weebly.com


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