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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 14/12/2010 :  01:50:28  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "Now hold this other rope."

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Chris Green
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Service before self

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My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 01/01/2011 :  15:30:35  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddment: "And I have been holding this rope for over 2 weeks as well, why?"

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 27/01/2011 :  14:42:21  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: "You now have the balance of reality between your claws - keep holding."

Oddment: "Ooops."

Oddenstein: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh........................" Distant thud.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 18/03/2011 :  22:31:18  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
After many weeks of scrabbling and walking along the dusty corridors of a slightly demented mind, Oddenstein emerges back into some form of relity to find that Oddment is fast asleep and the ropes and poles have been neatly stacked against one wall.

Yawn, "You were away a long while, you seem to be a bit dusty and your eyes have turned red, you have a terribly crazy stare..."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
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Posted - 05/05/2011 :  10:03:16  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oddenstein: Is this where I am supposed to be?"

Oddment: "Why?"

Oddenstein: "I've asked this question many times before in just this shape of room."

Oddment: "Yes."

Oddenstein: "That's the answer to the big question?"

Oddment: "Oh that, according to one of the books over there it is 42."

Oddenstein: "I must be in the right place because I cannot understand what you are talking about."

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 25/05/2011 :  16:36:48  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nell was assisted through the front door and onto her bed and the crocs came round and presented her with a gift-wrapped needle and cotton - working on the theory that she is just going to be lying around and therefore could do a few repairs, a bit of maintenance and 'stein wants a smoking jacket for when he is out with the dragons.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


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Posted - 08/07/2011 :  16:18:07  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'm sewing a new hide for Oddenstein and Oddment has some suede waiting for him and the arms and legs need to be redone.

My fault because the pair of them needed to be cleaned and rather than doing them in a wash bowl by hand, I put them in the washing machine and their seams burst - mind you we got all of the kapok out of the m/c eventually.

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 17/08/2011 :  16:21:29  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Are you absolutely certain you go all of the kapok out, because I have rechecked my figures and we are definitely 0.0000031 of a gram missing.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2011 :  14:38:55  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The missing fibre was found in the fibre trap on the dryer, so Oddenstein now has his full quota of kapok and has ordered that all the fluff from the dryer is to be stored as well.

I gather that they are going to use it as a buffer against the effects of inflation.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 25/10/2011 :  20:47:35  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yawn.......is it November yet?

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Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 14/11/2011 :  12:17:56  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Come and nearly December...

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 21/12/2011 :  20:48:48  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A Merry Crocmas to all, and bring a barrel of wine round for the New Swamp Year.

Presents?

Oh, we did those on 6th December - St Nicholas Day.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 01/01/2012 :  16:21:22  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We slept thru the New Year, tho 'Stein said that there were some bangs, but most people seem to have been hibernating in the gloriously warm but exceedingly wet weather that we are having round here.

The crocs were a bit disappointed with all this soft going and the dry sand has been washed out of the dry swamp, which now has the consistency of sludge-coloured porridge.


Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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Chris Green
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Newark-upon-Trent
United Kingdom


2301 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2012 :  15:29:36  Show Profile  Visit Chris Green's Homepage Send Chris Green a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The swamp is now so swampy that most of it has floated off down river and the crocs have moved into the attic with a portable radiator and a TV.

We did suggest that they got a boat, but just got glared at and told to take a long walk off a short pier.

Regards,
Chris Green
frankgreen2@virginmedia.com
http://chrisgreen.weebly.com/

Service before self

'A Poppy in My Buttonhole' available now SEE:
http://www.rossendalebooks.co.uk/
http://www.lulu.com/content/2791550

My next book will be "The Crcodile Chronicles" and is projected to be launched 2015 or a quarter past eight in time for Christmas.
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taffy
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Oswestry Shropshire.
United Kingdom


2073 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2012 :  21:28:32  Show Profile  Visit taffy's Homepage Send taffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello good to see you posting, those luck Crocs live in the lap of luxury, Best to all.Taffy.
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